Creature comforts
Once a month, a man visits our office selling books, novelties, gadgets, etc... mostly all a load of crap.
This time, however, I found something of interest - a microwavable lavender bottle. It is basically a soft bag filled with smelly things, which you stick inside the microwave and heat up.
Yes, is very girly and a little bit gay; but I like it, and after a few colleagues put their name down to buy one, I plucked up the courage to order one too (I didn’t want to be the ONLY one buying it!). I am now thinking of being ironic and snuggling down with my “hottie bottie” and watching a masculine film like Die Hard, while drinking 10 pints of Stella.
This time, however, I found something of interest - a microwavable lavender bottle. It is basically a soft bag filled with smelly things, which you stick inside the microwave and heat up.
Yes, is very girly and a little bit gay; but I like it, and after a few colleagues put their name down to buy one, I plucked up the courage to order one too (I didn’t want to be the ONLY one buying it!). I am now thinking of being ironic and snuggling down with my “hottie bottie” and watching a masculine film like Die Hard, while drinking 10 pints of Stella.
posted by Sean at 11:15 PM
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