No use crying over spilt cider

Apologies to anyone who was shopping in Sainsbury’s, Bath yesterday evening. You no doubt witnessed the little accident that took place. A friend of mine, who will remain nameless, carelessly dropped a bottle of Sheppy’s, covering the shop floor in cider and smashed glass. The aroma of red apple did make the shop smell nice though.

To make matters worse, the said friend, refused to clean up the mess he made, despite the fact he is actually employed by Sainsbury’s - his colleagues were not impressed. I know somebody who is on cleanup duty next week...