We Suck

After the Ricky Hatton shambles, McClaren’s men losing to Croatia, and the rugby team going out of some competition; I have come to the conclusion that England are shit at all sports, and always will be.

In fact, if an Englishman had to face a monkey in a game of “paper/scissors/stone”, the monkey would win – as long as it wasn’t born in the UK.

At least us English are good at one thing – wars. Had our forefathers not been so brave and courageous, we would be speaking German right now; and Sparkster.net would be Sparkster.de.