I Couldn't Put It Better Myself

Following England’s defeat last night, Watkins sent me this text:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... (breathes) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So funny. Maybe England can make it though if a German player farts tomorrow evening and if the ball turns into a goat when Bulgaria next play.

Sums it up really.