S.O.S

I am blogging from my mobile phone, so am not even sure if this will work...

As I text this blog, I am lying on an airbed, wrapped in a sleeping bag, inside a tent, somewhere in the Midlands. I have been force fed two dodgy burgers from the BBQ and have also drank two bottles of Magners - I don't know if I'll make it through the night.

If I haven't blogged again by Wednesday, send help, although I may already be dead.

My neighbours sound scary - one just yelled out "You just pooed on my face!", followed by "I can feel it coming out, God bless Jesus!"

Why did I agree to this - I hate camping!