Porn For The Blind

I think that I played the Xbox a little too much yesterday. You know it’s bad when you find yourself trying to get to sleep, yet every time you close your eyes, you see Gears of War being played in your head. The last time I had this problem was after playing Doom on the PlayStation for 6 constant weeks during the school summer holidays.

My nights sleep was disturbed later on too. Remember I mentioned a few months ago about my noisy neighbours and their “bouncing” on a trampoline? Well they were doing that again last night, and some female sounded as if she was enjoying it rather a lot. It isn’t nice living below a set for a low budget porno, especially when filming takes place at 2 in the bloody morning! Luckily I had ear plugs to drown out the sounds, however if this behaviour continues, I will have no choice but to erect “NO PETTING” signs around the building, similar to those you see at the swimming baths.