My Weekend In Brief

Things I planned to do this weekend, but didn’t…

• Go and watch Die Hard 4.0 – Watkins and Simon refused (scumbags)
• Travel to Rugby so Watkins could buy a boat – it was sold (karma for Die Hard)
• Play football in a local park – it rained (and the pub looked inviting)
• Have dinner from KFC – went to Nandos instead (PeriPeri does not contain Ecoli)
• Win at Bomberman – I failed (Simon tipped a bottle of Sheppy's cider down my throat)
• Clean out fish tank – I’m starting to like the green, algae effect (very modern - like Ikea)
• Kill Ken Bates – lost my ticket to Monaco (lucky, lucky Ken)