Everything Must Go!

Leeds United manager, Dennis Wise is set his first task of the 2007/8 football season - erect posters outside the stadium and training grounds.

I was thinking - does the anti-slavery law apply to football players? I may pop up to Elland Road and see if I can bag myself a bargain - £100 for David Healy! I wouldn’t buy him to play football, I would force him to keep my flat tidy, make me meals and sing me to sleep with Irish folksong.