Is It Because I Lied When I Was 17?

It seems as if it has been raining in Bath for weeks and weeks and weeks. It’s supposed to be fucking summer! If I had a garden, I certainly wouldn’t be getting scared about the prospect of a hosepipe ban, rather the fact that all my plants would have drowned under the June monsoon we have had set upon us.

A recent check of the weather on BBC Online doesn’t suggest things are going to change either!