Handyman

A few lines from Friday’s episode of Peep Show which have kept me smiling all weekend.

“I love kids… not in a bad way, in a nice way… I mean I’m not on the Child Protection Register… yet! Which proves I’m not a paedo… either that or I’m an incredibly hard to detect paedo.”

“Jeremy’s literally thrown me to the bloody lions! What’s next, crucifixion? Is he going to have me actually nailed onto a cross?”

“I’m his handyman. He did expect me to… give him a hand.”