Another Spider Attack!

Oh my God! Just as I was writing the blog below, a massive beast of a spider casually walked across my living room floor. As I jumped up onto the sofa like a terrified school girl, the monster carried on its journey, obviously a lot less scared of me than I was of it.

This kind of behaviour is clear to anyone that spiders are not afraid of humans and fully intend to kill us. Still, I had the last laugh - Mr. Spider is now dead, pummelled to death by a cushion, before being gassed with Raid spray and trapped under a glass. I am safe… for now.