He Broke Her Back
In honour of the new series of Peep Show, and because I asked him to, Mr. Watkins cooked one of his infamous curries for Simon and me last night. Good work John, it was very nice – I hope you noticed that I ate all of mine and refrained from spilling any rice on the floor – unlike a few previous incidents.
After curry, we settled down and watched the highly anticipated first episode of Peep Show series 4. What a fantastic episode! I was a little worried the whole thing would be somewhat of an anti-climax or fail to live up to previous episodes, but I was not disappointed. Everything from Mark ripping a pheasants head off to Jeremy getting “nookie” from Mark’s soon-to-be mother in law (“I AM James Bond”) was simply superb. Well done lads, I can’t wait for next Friday’s episode.
After Peep Show, Simon and Watkins left, and I stayed up playing Fifa 07 on the PS2 before retreating to bed – late. As I lay in bed, trying to sleep, I became aware of a rather distressing noise, which disturbed both my sleep and mental well being. The sound was coming from the flat above mine and appeared to be a frequent, vigorous sound of springs in motion, as if somebody was jumping on a trampoline. I am not aware of any children or gymnasts in the building, so assumed, to my horror, that the resident in the flat above was having a sex session – probably an orgy. I quickly reached for the ear defenders and enjoyed a nice, quite sleep.
I really hope that I don’t hear the sexual experiences of Peter Stringfellow and his whores again tonight. With any luck, he will have broken the bed springs or better still, his back.
After curry, we settled down and watched the highly anticipated first episode of Peep Show series 4. What a fantastic episode! I was a little worried the whole thing would be somewhat of an anti-climax or fail to live up to previous episodes, but I was not disappointed. Everything from Mark ripping a pheasants head off to Jeremy getting “nookie” from Mark’s soon-to-be mother in law (“I AM James Bond”) was simply superb. Well done lads, I can’t wait for next Friday’s episode.
After Peep Show, Simon and Watkins left, and I stayed up playing Fifa 07 on the PS2 before retreating to bed – late. As I lay in bed, trying to sleep, I became aware of a rather distressing noise, which disturbed both my sleep and mental well being. The sound was coming from the flat above mine and appeared to be a frequent, vigorous sound of springs in motion, as if somebody was jumping on a trampoline. I am not aware of any children or gymnasts in the building, so assumed, to my horror, that the resident in the flat above was having a sex session – probably an orgy. I quickly reached for the ear defenders and enjoyed a nice, quite sleep.
I really hope that I don’t hear the sexual experiences of Peter Stringfellow and his whores again tonight. With any luck, he will have broken the bed springs or better still, his back.
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