Clash of the Titans

Try reading this in the style of one of those ‘movie trailer announcer guys’ - it sounds cool, especially at the same time as playing Prokofiev’s Montagues and Capulets.

AS THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS
TO THE END OF THE FOOTBALL SEASON
THERE IS ONLY ONE GAME THAT REALLY MATTERS
FORGET ABOUT CHELSEA-UNITED
DON’T BOTHER WITH THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
THE SINGLE MATCH
THE WHOLE SEASON HAS BEEN BUILDING TOWARDS
TAKES PLACE... IN SOMERSET

BATH CITY, JUST A FEW POINTS AWAY FROM A LEAGUE TITLE
FACE THEIR BIGGEST RIVALS – CHIPPENHAM TOWN
WHO HAVE SET THEIR HOPES ON THE PLAY OFFS

THEY’LL BE ACTION
THEY’LL BE TEARS
THEY’LL BE GOALS
ONE TEAM WILL WALK AWAY VICTORIOUS
THE OTHER BITTER LOSERS
(UNLESS IT’S A DRAW)

IT’S A GAME YOU MUST ATTEND
MISS IT AT YOUR PERIL

TWERTON PARK, BATH
3PM, EASTER MONDAY

I’m off to Twerton Park in an hour to watch it. I’m bringing my camera this week, so expect some photos from the afternoon.