White Made Me Do It!
Something terrible happened last night. With a barrel of a gun pressed close to the base of my skull, Mr. White forced me to create a MySpace account!!!
As we all know, MySpace is for losers, cunts and gays, but I’m hoping that I can make a difference, and by registering on the network, change these “yobs” into respectable citizens. If I can persuade just one MySpace user to put down the surf board and crack pipe, get a job and start to use the English language correctly, I feel that I would have accomplished something.
If you want to see my MySpace account, you can check it out here. Unlike most MySpace accounts, my page contains NO viruses, NO spyware, NO animated GIFs and NO images of 50 Cent.
You won't find any images like this on my MySpace
As we all know, MySpace is for losers, cunts and gays, but I’m hoping that I can make a difference, and by registering on the network, change these “yobs” into respectable citizens. If I can persuade just one MySpace user to put down the surf board and crack pipe, get a job and start to use the English language correctly, I feel that I would have accomplished something.
If you want to see my MySpace account, you can check it out here. Unlike most MySpace accounts, my page contains NO viruses, NO spyware, NO animated GIFs and NO images of 50 Cent.
You won't find any images like this on my MySpace
posted by Sean at 1:55 PM
2 Comments:
I thought you might do this to cover your tracks you cheeky sod.You seemed happy to update your profile this morning and no guns/weapons that you own were involved or threatening behaviour may I add!You actually like myspace now,haha.
White
Yes, but you don't disagree that you threatened me at gunpoint to create the account.
The changes made this morning were simply to make the page look respectable.
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