Hitler Lives

A story in the news this week caught my eye – the gassing of Bernard Matthews’ turkeys. The idea of gassing 160,000 innocent beings bares many similarities to that of The Holocaust. Now before you call the P.C. Police which slaughtered Jade Goody, I’m not comparing Jews to turkeys – just read on…

Thoughts should be with Tottenham Hotspur fans. Not because they are the most boring side in Britain. Not because they lost 4-0 to Manchester United yesterday. No, the reason we should feel sorry for supporters of Spurs is because (according to football folk law), all their fans are Jewish – hence their nickname “The Yids”. These recent turkey gassings must be bringing back terrible memories for them.

There are also more recent events linking Spurs with The Holocaust…

Manchester United defender, Nemanja Vidic scored against Spurs yesterday. Take a look at him. As well as being an ugly cunt who plays for the scum, he also looks like a Nazi.

Don’t see it? Look harder…

“But why the turkeys?” I hear you cry. Well, its not just mass gassings which links them to Spurs. Take a look at Tottenham’s badge…

There’s a fucking turkey on it!!! I rest my case.