A Letter For Sir Alex

Dear Mr. Ferguson

I’m so sorry that you lost to Southend and are out of The Carling Cup, especially on your 20th anniversary in charge of Manchester United. I do hope that you can get back to winning ways.

In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!